Earlier this morning as advised by key members of his staff George W Bush officially named the impending recession and in fact any economic downturn as a terrorist organization. This declaration allows bush the ability to dispatch crack military teams to infiltrate the Federal Reserve, Unites States Mint, Fort Knox, Wall Street and other bastions of the U.S economy, or as he stated, “We gotta git in ther and fight the econo-tera; ‘cause they hate free money!”
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Has The Onion offered you a job yet?
Didja ever notice that they've never used an acronym for The War Against Terror? ;)
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